My name is Andy Wills.
I make a mean red thai curry. It'll make your head explode.
I'm a serious, mega, super film enthusiast.
I think Audrey Hepburn is hot.
The Wire may actually be the pinnacle of all Television.
Carl get back in the fuckin' house!
I love Zombies.
I think comic books are proper awesome.
Terry Pratchett is a God among men. I want his babies.
If the world ended tomorrow, I would be ready.
Pickled gherkins make me squee.
Battlestar Galactica and Firefly are the best things ever.
Minecraft makes me scream like a girl.
I cried playing Mass Effect 2.
I'm learning to play DOTA2.
Which is kind of like learning to fall off a cliff.
The first game I ever played was called Ant Attack.
I once had a Pentium 90, with 16mb of RAM.
I can fly the Millenium Falcon better than Han Solo.
Get out of here, Stalker!
I used to be an adventurer like you...
... then I took an arrow in the knee.
Jailbreak Source made the Top 100 Mods of 2010.
I spent over 130 hours in the land of Skyrim.
Fallout 1 & 2 are the greatest games ever made.
Theme Hospital is on GOG. And it's as good as my dreams!
I once worked on Counter-Strike but quit because...
... I thought Action Half-Life would do better.
I once made a film entirely in Cantonese.
The longest film shoot I ever did, was 22 hours.
I became delirious and raved about Goats.
My YouTube Channel has had over 120,000 views.
I once stood in a puddle whilst holding an 800w light.
I once asked an actor playing a cannibal to eat raw liver.
He did it.
I've won awards at Cannes, Tribeca and Brighton.
I've filmed three car chases. They were awesome.
I want to direct an adaptation of Good Omens.
Working with Zooey Deschanel would be good.
I'm just going to spend some time thinking about that.
The first website I ever made was on GeoCities.
I once made a Movie Reviews website to rival AintItCool.
Harry Knowles won.
I've owned around 50 different domains over the years.
I've been the victim of one domain hijack.
Fuck you domain hijacker.
I started YouTube, before YouTube #hipster.
I think Twitter is better than Facebook.
Firefox is the browser to rule all browsers.
I tried Chrome. Meh.
I love Reddit. It's the best site on the internet.
Randall Munroe is a genius.
I wasn't very good at art in school.
My art teacher mostly puzzle-frowned at my work.
Now I'm seeing an art teacher.
When I was little I used to draw dinosaurs.
I was heavily influenced by the work of Steven Spielberg.
I once won an anti-smoking poster competition.
It was used nationwide.
I then proceeded to smoke for ten years.
I think Damien Hirst is a genius in disguise.
I think Picasso was a magician in disguise.
I think Banksy is Keith Allen in disguise.
The 'Nifty-Fifty' is the best £80 I've ever spent.
Back button focus is where this shit is at.
Single point AF is the only way to shoot.
It was used by the BBC and several International Papers.
Brighton is full of fascinating people.
Who make spectacular photographs.
I prefer photographing people over landscapes.
I love the moment they smile because you're taking a photo.
Anyone can and should take photographs.
It's too much fun to be arrogant about.
I love being me.
It's hard not to when you're this handsome.
No, really. Go take a look.
If you're a lady, take a moment to swoon.
If you're a man, you should probably sit down.
Now, this is a story all about how ...
... My life got flipped-turned upside down ...
... Oh, no wait.
I'm not the Fresh Prince.
I'm the Mint Dictator.
The tea bag and sugar should go in the mug first.
I say Baaarth, not Baff.
If I am handed a toy phone, I will answer it.
I smile at strangers. Insistently.
I was once asked if was a genius or a madman.
Because only a genius or a madmen dances to the beat...
... that noone else can hear ...
* dances *